by Trufflemaker » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:30 pm
#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#U#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=6#ed_cl#26 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/U#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=center type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#000080#ed_cl#3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl#.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=center type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#4. You drink Pop, not Soda.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#000080#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4#ed_cl#5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars & not crowded b/c Americans can't go.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#000080#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4#ed_cl#7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#14. You know what a touque is.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#000080#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4#ed_cl#17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#19. You know that when it's 30 degrees outside, it's a hot day.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#000080#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4#ed_cl#21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT color=#000080#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4#ed_cl#23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV align=left#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV align=left#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#000080 size=4#ed_cl#25. You know that colour, neighbour, favourite are spelled correctly.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="AvantGarde Md BT" color=#008000 size=4#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV class=cite align=left type="cite" cite=""#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4#ed_cl#26. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them!#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
"No one can teach riding so well as a horse."
C.S. Lewis, "The Horse and His Boy"