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Postby Cheryl » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:38 am

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#UL#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why does the sun lighten our hair, but make our skin darker?  We get skin cancer from the sun, why doesn't our hair get cancer?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  Or does it?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why are so many horse women English teachers?  #ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?  Even your mechanic calls it service.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?  #ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why is it that when you're driving and think your lost you turn down the radio? #ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food or a dead groundhog flavored dog food?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#If everything tastes like chicken, what do chickens taste like?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? #ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/UL#ed_cl##ed_op#P#ed_cl# #ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby xena_n_joss » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:00 am

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#yes, why didnt noah swat those 2 mosquitos? lol#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby graciespook » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:36 am

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#stupid mosquitos...#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby MacnRio » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:13 am

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Ditto on the mosquitos!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Very cute Cheryl, thanks for sharing!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby ~*Pony Luver*~ » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:04 pm

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#too cute and soooo true! :)#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby Emerald » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:05 pm

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#The Mosquitos were probably hiding, or Noah tried to swat them but they got out of the way and kept coming back , like those PESKY flys!!!!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby Positively4thStreet » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:11 pm

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Hah, fun list.#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Some of them do have answers, though...#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why does the sun lighten our hair, but make our skin darker?  We get skin cancer from the sun, why doesn't our hair get cancer?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#P#ed_cl#-Because your hair is dead, and isn't an organ. Skin, on the other hand, is. Notice how a juice box lightens in the sun? Kind of the same thing.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl##ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#P#ed_cl#-Cute, but obvious answer-- counts the seconds. #ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#P#ed_cl#..Dogs?#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? #ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#P#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial#ed_cl#It's pretty hard to swat a mosquito. They can fly out of reach.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/P#ed_cl#
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Postby zooka » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:58 am

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#those are good i have seen some of them before but I never remember until I read them again#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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