now for some accountant humour

[Cheryl]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What's the definition of an accountant?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What's the definition of a good tax accountant?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Someone who has a loophole named after him. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#When does a person decide to become an accountant?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What's an extroverted accountant?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What's an auditor?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#There are three kinds of accountants in the world.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Those who can count and those who can't. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Refusing to fill out the guest comment card. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#How do you drive an accountant completely insane?#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#"Have you tried counting sheep?"#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.#ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[tbbrat]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Those are good!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#EM#ed_cl#Some#ed_op#/EM#ed_cl# accountants have a sense of humour - I knew one who kept a gallon jar on his desk, full of beans!   Also knew an undertaker with a punk hairstyle. . . #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[Hev339]

lol...I will have to share this with my roommate, she's an accounting co-op student. #ed_op#br#ed_cl#
She has a sign on her desk that says, "Accountants do it without losing their balance." lol. #ed_op#img src="richedit/smileys/Happy/3.gif"#ed_cl#

[graciespook]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Very funny..I passed those around#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[babytigger]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#lol....#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[Foxie]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#lol...that was good. I'm an accountant and I know I'm not THAT boring!!!!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#The road map was hilarious. Now that would drive me crazy. #ed_op#IMG src="http://forums.equestrianconnection.com/richedit/smileys/Shocked/2.gif"#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Edited to say...I once told this guy at a bar that was hitting on me that I was a mortician from New York. The freak thought it was sexy.......#ed_op#IMG src="http://forums.equestrianconnection.com/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif"#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#