Kitty One Liners hehehe

[Cheryl]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat? #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! #ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[Eileen]

#ed_op#TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNSELECTABLE="on"#ed_cl##ed_op#TBODY#ed_cl##ed_op#TR height="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on" width="100%"#ed_cl##ed_op#TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNSELECTABLE="off"#ed_cl#Yuck, Yuck,.....never seen those before...cute....lol#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/TD#ed_cl##ed_op#/TR#ed_cl##ed_op#TR UNSELECTABLE="on" hb_tag="1"#ed_cl##ed_op#TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNSELECTABLE="on"#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV id=hotbar_promo#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/TD#ed_cl##ed_op#/TR#ed_cl##ed_op#/TBODY#ed_cl##ed_op#/TABLE#ed_cl#

[Chisholm]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Oh boy some of thoses are BAD!  LOL#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[Piaffing]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Loved it.#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[MacnRio]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#hee hee, very cute!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[graciespook]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Ack...very corny #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[draftdriver]

Oh, my! Thanks. I needed a laugh.

[babytigger]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#lol......cute!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[zooka]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#lmao good ones!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

[Cheryl]

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#lmao good ones!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl# #ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#AND some bad ones...#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#