by Cheryl » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:47 am
#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat? #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. #ed_op#LI#ed_cl#What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! #ed_op#/LI#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
I lift my margarita and drink a salute to Marty, Quarter Horse Extraordinaire, Most Pleasant Packer, Companion To The End. May his suffering be little, his passing be easy and may we find each other again, drawn by love and kindred spirit.