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Postby Terry3025 » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:55 pm

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#STRONG#ed_cl# #ed_op#/STRONG#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial color=#0000a0 size=5#ed_cl#MORE Signs Your Dressage Test Needs Work:#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#FONT face=Arial size=2#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#1. Your horse’s response to the canter aid is, "Can’t, er, what?"#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#2. Your 20-meter circle involved jumping the rail twice.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#3. Your halt took place in the judge’s lap, instead of at X.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#4. Your Thoroughbred interpreted elasticity to involve trying to kick#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#FONT face=Arial size=2#ed_cl#himself in the head with his back feet during the working canter.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#5. Your horse entered the arena at A, and M, and H, and B ...#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#6. Judge’s comments include words like "unusual, dramatic,#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#FONT face=Arial size=2#ed_cl#explosive, and tragic"#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#7. Leg-yield involves your leg yielding before the horse does.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#8. Free walk was interpreted by your Arab to involve prancing,#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#FONT face=Arial size=2#ed_cl#rearing, and bucking.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#9. The judge asks you to take the broken letters with you when#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#FONT face=Arial size=2#ed_cl#you leave.#ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#P align=left#ed_cl#10. Voodoo dolls of your horse were found in the possession of#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl# #ed_op#FONT face=Arial size=2#ed_cl#the show’s ground manager.#ed_op#/FONT#ed_cl##ed_op#/P#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby Dee22 » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:32 pm

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#LMAO #ed_op#IMG src="http://www.forums.equestrianconnection.com/richedit/smileys/Happy/8.gif"#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#I think almost all of those apply to me and Eja! (if we were to ever DO a test) haha#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby dressagenap » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:37 pm

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#Lmao!  That was great #ed_op#IMG src="http://forums.equestrianconnection.com/richedit/smileys/Happy/18.gif"#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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Postby Chisholm » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:24 am

#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#IMG src="http://forums.equestrianconnection.com/richedit/smileys/Happy/8.gif"#ed_cl#LOL too funny and so true!!#ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#
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