by Emerald » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:22 pm
#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl#THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Well, it's sh*t ... that's right, sh*t!#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.....#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Consider:#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can get sh*t-faced, Be sh*t-out-of-luck, Or have sh*t for#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#brains.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#place for your sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#difference between sh*t and shineola.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t,#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#in sh*t.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#sh*t, and some days are just plain shitty.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#there are times when you feel like sh*t.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t,#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#up sh*t creek without a paddle.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#building block of the English language.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#anything else!!#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t, or not do#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#so if you don't give a sh*t!#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#that I do give a sh*t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#sh*t.#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#But, if you happened to catch a load of sh*t from some#ed_op#BR#ed_cl#sh*t-head..........#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#BR#ed_cl#Well, Shit Happens!!!#ed_op#BR#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#